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SPEAKER_01
I would have guessed 250 to 350K, that's my guess for a speaking engagement, but honestly, it could be more, it could be double that.
SPEAKER_02
Dude, so I think it's, I heard rumors, it's in the 1.2 million range. And that makes way sense.
Wow. Obama is not gonna get out of bed for less than a million.
SPEAKER_00
I feel like I can rule the world, I know I could be what I want to. I put my all in it like no days off, on a road less traveled, never looking back.
SPEAKER_02
All right, what's going on? I have been bursting at the seams to tell you a story.
SPEAKER_01
You sent me the teaser, you go, I got the best story. I was like, all right, let's hear it. You're like, on the podcast, not here.
I was like, okay, well give me like a clue. Can't say anything on the podcast. So I'm here now, two days of a tease later, let's hear it.
SPEAKER_02
All right, so there was this guy who you had on the podcast, the comedian, Hasan. What's his last name, Minaj?
SPEAKER_02
It's with an H? Yeah. So I was out to eat with my friend, Jason, Jason Yanowitz from Blockworks on Saturday night. And we were sitting outside in New York city, just having dinner.
And I see Hasan walk by, I forget his last name, but it was Hasan and his, I was like, oh, shit, I can't remember his last name. So I don't want to scream out his last name, but I know it's Hasan.
SPEAKER_01
By the way, I think he pronounces it, Hasan. But let's keep going. Hasan, sorry.
SPEAKER_02
And I see him walk by and I go, oh, Jason, there's that guy that, he was on our pod. I wasn't there, but he was there. Should I go say what's up to him? And Jason was like, yeah, just go do it.
It's like, all right, fine. He's already made it down the block, but that's okay, I'm gonna run. So I get up from dinner and I kind of like chase him down.
I was like, oh man, I'm gonna look like a weirdo, but whatever, he'll know. And I go, hey, hey, and like people like look at it like CB, like they think something's up. I'm like, no, I'm just gonna, just gonna grab him.
And I cross the street and I finally grabbed him and go, Hasan, what's going on, man? And he turns around and I go, what's up, dude? Sorry, I didn't mean to bother you. He was with his girlfriend or someone, a girl. And I was like, hey, man, it's me, Sam Parr.
I think we chatted once or twice on Twitter, but you're close with Sean and you were on the podcast. I wasn't there, but I just wanted to say, hey, I love your work. And he goes, what? I go, yeah, I'm just like, you know, I'm Sam from My First Million.
And he goes, dude, I've never been on a podcast before. And I was like, what do you mean? You were just on it. He goes, what do you think I am?
SPEAKER_03
I go, you're Hasan, the comedian, right? And he goes, no, that's not me. And then I was like, oh my God, I am so embarrassed, dude. I was like, surely you get that a lot, right?
SPEAKER_02
He goes, yeah, like sometimes, but like, Hasan's tall, I'm short. And I was like, well, it was for a podcast.
SPEAKER_03
And I only saw his like upper torso and like, why am I even explaining this?
SPEAKER_02
Like this doesn't even make sense. So I turn around and I walk away and he goes, hey, man. And then he chases me down and he goes, what podcast did you say? I was like, I told him originally MFM.
I go, it's My First Million. And he goes, are you Sam Parr? I go, yeah, what's going on? And he goes, check this out. And he holds up his phone and he had My First Million
SPEAKER_03
up on his Spotify. And he was like, you know, previously listed. And he totally knew what was up.
And his girlfriend started laughing.
SPEAKER_02
And it went from being like the most embarrassing thing I'd done all year to it kind of worked out after a while. It was horrendous. Like I'm getting chills.
Just discuss it. I was so embarrassed. I'm so thankful he didn't say like, what do you think all Indian guys look like?
SPEAKER_03
But it was quite bad.
SPEAKER_01
That's hilarious. He, so the whole time when you were first talking to him, he didn't like be like, oh, by the way, like he waited to realize like this podcast he was listening to that you were him.
SPEAKER_03
Yeah. He was like, wait, are you, and then he, it was just like, the whole interaction was incredibly uncomfortable.
SPEAKER_02
Yeah. It was a very weird interaction. But like it went from being like, I was like, like I made this face, like I made a cringe face to him.
I'm like, oh my God, I can't believe this. This is going to go on the internet.
SPEAKER_03
Like this is going to be known as like this guy,
SPEAKER_02
like we all look alike and it worked out okay.
SPEAKER_01
Dude, I have like, I don't have real nightmares, like scary stuff happening to me. My nightmares are situations like this. Like I'll have like a nightmare where it's like, I'm at a dinner and I'm just, I'm like trying to like butter up like this person.
I'm trying to like, you know, be friends with this person and then talk to him and make jokes with them. And the whole time I'm calling the guy Ross. And like at the end, somebody's like, why are you calling him Ross? His name is Rick.
And I'm like, I've been calling him Ross for one hour. Like these like micro cringe moments.
SPEAKER_02
Or like when someone nice or someone who you want to impress, like I remember I had this guy, I was trying to work at their company and I was interviewing and he's like, what's going on? And you reply with good.
SPEAKER_03
It's the worst. Have a good play.
SPEAKER_01
You too. Yes. Right now you work here. Nevermind.
I'm sorry that I said that.
SPEAKER_03
It's one of those things. I, all right, let me let me ask you a question.
SPEAKER_01
Actual horrible. I can tell you the actual horrible. This is not even funny.
This is more like a confessional for me. You're like, you know, forgive me, father. I have sin type of thing.
I was at a holiday party once and some some woman came up to like our table. She like knew the person I was talking to. I didn't really know her, but I think I had met her once before.
It was so vague in my head. And I was like, oh, like when's the little one do or when's the little one coming? And she had just had the baby. And I was like, oh my.
And I'm I was a 24 year old dude. And in that moment, I was like, like it took me a second to even understand what I had done and how bad it was. And I was just sitting there with a stupid look on my face.
And I didn't know what to say. I like too much time passed even like two beats had passed. Now I couldn't even apologize to she had tried to like move on to like spare me the cringe.
And I knew she's feeling bad and I'm feeling equally bad. And I literally this is 10 years ago. And like I still feel it the same way I did in that moment because I've never recovered.
Like it's been the same feeling for 10 years straight.
SPEAKER_02
Yeah, that's embarrassing. It makes me feel horrible. Yeah, I guess.
SPEAKER_01
Don't say anything, dude. Don't talk to anyone. That's like the only motto is do a podcast with your friend and speak to nobody else.
That's the only way.
SPEAKER_02
Well, I. I mean, that mistake you made like that's I think that's a mistake that many people make one time and one time only. Then you just never ask about pregnancy.
You just never the most awkward thing is sometimes if they ask you if you want to touch their belly. I don't ever do that.
SPEAKER_01
Who asked you? Nobody asked that. Dude, I remember my belly.
SPEAKER_02
Well, like you like well, like, you know, there's like kids like when you're younger, it's like, hey, do you want to feel the baby kick when you're like four? I remember like someone asked me that right when I crossed that threshold of what it is like. No, I don't want to touch a girl in the stomach. And like I distinctly remember that around like 14 years old or 12 years old.
I was like, I think I'm I think I passed that point this week. We went to the point where like I don't want my parents to see me naked anymore. Like whenever that whenever that age is that.
SPEAKER_03
You know what I mean?
SPEAKER_01
But I was 15 and stopped showering with my mom. Yeah, that's what.
SPEAKER_03
It's just like there's like a distinct. It's like it's hard to say what it is, but you know, it's before and after.
SPEAKER_01
Yeah, life is actually like people say what's the meaning of life and life, the meaning of life is to just avoid those exact moments that we're talking about. That's really the only purpose of life is to try to just avoid these horrendous seconds that can that will come up. Dude, can we brag about being the number one podcast? Can that be like a thing?
SPEAKER_02
All right. Yeah. So this weekend we were number one in the business category. We are number one in entrepreneurship.
We were number 40, I think, in all of America. What are we right now? Did it stay the same?
SPEAKER_01
I don't know. I didn't check. But just that screenshot was incredible.
I mean, like you see Tim Ferriss's podcast is like, dude, I remember like I've been listening to that. I've been a fan of him for a long time. And even though I know these charts are they're not like that doesn't mean we're bigger than their podcast.
It just means like the velocity, like the just that we grew fast. And so it moved us up higher that week or whatever. There's some like secret formula, but even still that secret formula, the fact that whatever the secret formula is, if we can be in that conversation on any secret formula, that's kind of a that's kind of a cool moment.
And I don't know if it's because we had some pretty dope episodes with Darmash and then Peter Levels and maybe some of the growth stuff that Jonathan's doing. I don't know exactly what I think it's all the above.
SPEAKER_02
Kind of amazing. I think it's all the above. I know that they're like spending money to grow and they're doing some promotions.
I don't exactly know what. And then Darmash was popular. And whenever Darmash comes on afterwards, I always see him doing stuff, like emailing it out to his email list and doing things like that.
So he's always promoting it. And then Peter promoted his episode a ton. So I think that's why it happened.
But yeah, we were like, you know, we like we're beating like legitimately famous people. Like like if you scroll through the top 50 podcasts in America, you're like, oh, that person, like if I saw them, I would ask for a picture. And we're like ahead of a lot of these people.
Right. That's the type of person that is embarrassed if I said good. And when they asked what's up.
SPEAKER_01
My that my favorite, this is tweet from this guy, Bengali underscore eighty seven. This is the tweet he goes best business slash entrepreneurship podcast out there. Big money, that is no small boy stuff.
I'm going to say on VP. I was like, dude, if that's not the new model of the podcast, no small boy stuff, big money, big money stuff, no big money. That is no small boy stuff.
SPEAKER_02
I had just incredible when I was walking around New York this week and I had a couple of people throughout the day come up to me and say they're their listeners and a few of them said, I'm your dog. You know, because that guy we had an episode with it. What did you say?
SPEAKER_03
He's like, hey, I want to work with you. I'm going to be a dog. Dill. I'm Dylan, the dog. I'm your dog.
SPEAKER_02
All right, let me ask you something. That's good shit. Yeah, you get paid to speak sometimes, right?
SPEAKER_01
Sometimes I say no most of the time because. Yeah, so I've done it a couple of times and it's kind of crazy to like. It's kind of crazy when you say the number, you're like, all right, yeah, OK, I'll come talk, but it's going to be 10 grand.
And they're like, OK, great. And you're just like, wow, 10 grand, just a talk like, you know. So I think that's under charge.
Like, you know, like. Not that I would do this for you, but it just seems like something you shouldn't have like it seems like something that's so weird to pay for. And I know I get it.
I get the logic. It's like you have an event. You kind of need like someone to give an appearance.
If that person matters to your community, that's cool. If you think they're going to add some value, great. But it is just wild.
Like, isn't there a part of you that's just like still remembers being like totally broke and you're just like, what the hell is happening? You could just I can do this one Zoom call for 12 grand.
SPEAKER_02
That's insane. Well, I've never done a Zoom call like that. But so HubSpot, they have their conference coming.
Are you going to speak at the conference? We're supposed to speak. Are you going to fly out or no?
SPEAKER_01
TBD only if they pay me 50 grand.
SPEAKER_02
Yeah, you'll have to take that up with them. But it Obama is going to talk. Obama is talking.
And then like a couple years ago, they had Oprah, Oprah talking. And I did some research. How much do you think if you're Obama and Oprah, I would put them in similar categories? Maybe Obama a little bit above in terms of influence, but not like terribly above.
How much do you think? And I didn't ask them. I just researched it and I like try to find contracts. How much do you think Obama charges?
SPEAKER_01
I would guess something between I would have guessed 250 to 350 K. That's my guess for like a speaking engagement. But honestly, it could be more.
It could be like double that.
SPEAKER_02
Dude, so I think it's I heard rumors it's in like the one to one point two million range. And that makes way. Wow. Obama is not going to get out of bed for less than a million. And I hear Oprah is around the one million.
SPEAKER_01
No small boy stuff for Obama, too.
SPEAKER_02
No, definitely not. And so here's why. So I've heard like rumors and I talked to people that have had them before.
And that's kind of how it came with that number. But let me give you some insider numbers. So I only had one paid speaker ever at Hustlecon.
So at Hustlecon collectively, we probably had 200 or 300 speakers over a couple of years, a handful of years. Casey Neistat was the only speaker that we had who we paid. And I was supposed to you're not supposed to talk about how much you pay him.
But like this was like years ago, so I can do it. This was, I think, at the height of his popularity. I only paid him $25,000 plus a private flight from LA to San Francisco, San Francisco for $6,000 or from San Francisco to LA.
I forget. But one way it was only six grand plus $25,000. That's nothing, right?
SPEAKER_01
Twenty five. Brand cheap compared to what? Because he was at the peak of his powers at that time, too. Right. It's not like, yeah, yeah, for sure. He was like, not like some C list, you know, person who used to be famous.
It's like, no, he's not was a big deal then. He's the big deal now, too.
SPEAKER_02
So I tried to get Gary Vaynerchuk to come speak at an event once. And he offered his asking price was $100,000. Or I think he said that you would have to buy a hundred thousand dollars worth of books and that somehow like pushes him up the charts or something like that.
And so Gary Vaynerchuk was a hundred grand. And I got speak. I spoke somewhat recently and I asked.
I got paid twenty five to twenty twenty to twenty five thousand dollars. Or maybe it's 20 grand plus flights. And then I think that we had Ashton Kutcher spoke at an event that I was at and the the organizers like kind of like implied like they paid him around 150 grand.
So just just a story.
SPEAKER_01
This has always been the playbook like I met a guy once who was writing a book and I was like, nice, like, you know, what's your goals for the book? And like he was kind of answering me, but I got the sense like I feel like you don't even hear a story and you're like, I feel like you're leaving out the one important detail that makes all of this makes sense. Like you're not saying the wrong thing, but I feel like you're just not saying whatever the right thing is. And sure enough, like 20 minutes and he's like, yeah, basically you write books so that you can get paid speaking gigs.
Like it doesn't matter who read your book or how it's you just need to be a guy who writes a book. And then you like do a thing. You like pay a certain amount to get like up in the charts so you could say New York Times bestseller or like, you know, Amazon bestseller.
And and then that just increases your paid speaking rate by like 15 K. And then that's like, you know, how you make your money back for this whole like book process. And I was like, oh, OK, that makes way more sense.
Like now I understand. And I was like, so this paid speaking gig, like how does this work? And he kind of broke it down for me kind of step by step. And I remember being intrigued, but also, you know, the cost of like.
You know, they're basically the idea of like, oh, yeah, what do you do as you fly around? Like you basically have to go. You're never home. You're flying around all the time.
So he was at that point trying to figure out, all right, the next step after this, you know, and I sort of started thinking about, OK, what is the move straight to the end version of this? And I was like, oh, OK, I think I know what I would do is like I would do. This is how I was thinking about the podcast at this time. Like I was thinking about creating one.
I was like, I think I would do a podcast that I could just record right here whenever I want, maybe in batches. And as long as the conversation is fun, I don't think I would care about making any money off that. And I feel like if I could do that, I could get like, you know, what if like a million people were fans of the podcast? I feel like that would just jump me where all these guys are trying to go where they're like, ultimately, I think what a lot of people want is like they have a topic that they're really curious about, that they like to research, they like to do experiments in.
And they're just trying to figure out a way to get paid to be professionally curious about that thing. I think that's like the generous version of like how to think about this. There's like the skeptical version of which is just like, oh, dude, you're just like some motivational speaker, like sort of scammy guru guy who wants to go around and blah, blah, blah.
But I think the the earnest people, I think they just want to be professionally curious. It's like, how do I get to spend 90 percent of my time just like digging in on this topic I'm a nerd about? And then like somehow translate the other 10 percent of my time into enough money to fund me to do that in a cool way.
SPEAKER_02
In a cool way. A few recent episodes include some of the biggest mistakes you can make with your launch. Another one is why growing your audience feels so hard in 2022.
And another one is five ways to make content creation less consuming. So check it out. It's called imperfect action.
You can look it up wherever you get your podcasts. What I've been doing for speaking is I actually haven't asked to be paid lately, but I do tell them I need two first class flights. And I want you to pay entirely for the hotel for a week.
And I will only say yes. If it's so my wife and I basically so we can go to a cool place. So I only say yes, but let me tell you something interesting.
So Robert De Niro. He so the Wall Street Journal did this thing. Ramech our friend Ramech shared it.
So listen to Robert. So here's what Robert De Niro got paid. So he did a movie called Savage Salvation in September 2020.
He got paid $11 million. So he was going to be there for eight days. He asked for a round trip private air transportation on a golf stream five.
Is that a six? I don't know how Roman numerals work, but a golf stream jet. He got to keep all of the costumes, wigs and prosthetics, all the stuff that he wore on this on the plane or all the stuff he wore in the movie. He got to keep all of it.
He wanted an additional fee for his personal trainer. He had to come and be flown there and he had to be put up at the Ritz Carlton. In addition to the the 10 days that he had or the eight days he had to be there for production, he wanted a seven day all expenses paid vacation to the Ritz Carlton, followed by a vacation in Puerto Rico, where you also had to pay for his jet and it had to take his whole family to and from.
And then finally, he wanted one round trip jet, one round trip private flight jet between New York and LA in LA for a five day stay anytime within 12 months. Those are all of his ass in his contract for all for eight days of work. That's not bad.
SPEAKER_01
This cool. It means like a hostage negotiation. It's like I need a briefcase with the cash and I need a jet that's fueled with the engine on and I'm going to get on it.
Dude, check out this website. I just sent you WSB dot com. So I had once heard that like, you know, like coach K who's the basketball coach at Duke.
I remember back in the day, he kind of had like a salary of like I want to call it like not back in the day, but like he's the number one college basketball coach, most winning as coach of all time. What's the last thing? I'm curious how much does he make? Sheshevsky is his last name. It's like spelled with a K and then a bunch of.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. So so he's now like 75. He's like at the top of his game.
He just retired. So he was making 12 and a half million a year to coach college basketball at the time. And I think that like, but I remember when I was in school because I went to Duke, I remember reading at that time, his salary was like maybe half that was closer to like four or five million and he had gotten offered a contract with the Lakers that was going to pay him over 10 million and he turned it down.
And I remember just thinking, wow, the guy like 10 million a year. I was like, the guy turned down like basically an extra $50 million to go do this deal. Like that's pretty impressive.
Like why, you know, why did he do that? And I started looking into like how he makes his money and basically he makes more money, I believe, or at the time he was making more money through his endorsements, speaking fees, books, tours, things like that. Then he was his like actual day job. And so if you go to the site, wsb.
com, he's listed on there and it says, you could see a bunch of speakers and you could see how much they charge. So Bob Iger, the chairman of Disney, it's like, says like, you know, you got to contact for fees. For coach K, his says like 70,000 plus is his speaking fee.
And so you want to go get this guy, it's 70,000 plus. And so there's these businesses that are basically these booking agencies for well known speakers. And I feel like this is like a really interesting little niche business to be these like middleman agencies that just aggregate demand for this like, you know, roster of speakers that they can book out.
SPEAKER_02
So you know how basically like maybe eight years ago, we kind of laughed at YouTubers and it's like, they're not real celebrities, they're just internet celebrities, or they're not, they can't, they're not going to be real business people. But now, you know, like there's a world where some of them are going to be billionaires.
SPEAKER_01
And then, yeah, it had a vibe that was like, oh, you make videos, that's cute.
SPEAKER_02
Yes, yes, yes, like a condescending type of vibe. And now that there's, we had the guy, I forget his name, but he was on the pod and he, he's the founder of the management company that manages Mr. Beast. What was his name? You know what I'm talking about? Reed. Reed, yes, Reed.
And Night Media. And like there, it's like, this is like potentially going to be a pretty large business. Do you think that these type of speaker bureaus and these some of these agencies, what are the Twitter boys going to get them love? Huh?
SPEAKER_03
You think like, is like, is there going to be like, like, you know, we didn't boys, is there going to be a, is there going to be a Twitter agency for Sahil Bloom and,
SPEAKER_02
and Sean Puri anytime soon?
SPEAKER_01
Well, there should be, right? You said you're getting paid to speak. Sahil gets paid to speak. I get paid to speak.
So obviously there's is demand. We already are doing the behavior. We just haven't gotten rolled up.
Like these guys, you know, we're, we don't have enough, you know, sort of gray hair on our chest to go get on to one of these like, Rolodex is of like, you know, whatever Washington Speaker Bureau. But why not? Right? Like I do think so. And I think cameo kind of shows the demand for this sort of thing because people are willing to pay, you know, a hundred bucks a pop for these like 15 to 30 second videos from like a, you know, tier two, tier three, tier four celebrity, you know, just saying happy birthday or whatever.
And I think cameo is trying to go upstream where they're like, yeah, you could do meet and greets. You could do corporate appearances. You're trying to, I think cameo is trying to move into that space.
But yeah, I think definitely somebody could create a little bit of a, you know, one of these like speaker, speaker businesses that like basically books out podcasters, YouTubers, Twitter boys, like, you know, TikTok stars to go and talk at, you know, corporate events and marketing events, stuff like that.
SPEAKER_02
Guess how much revenue this company, Washington Speaker Bureau's does.
SPEAKER_01
Oh, God. Okay. My guess, 30 million a year.
SPEAKER_02
So they were acquired in the year 2000. The year they're acquired, they're doing 15 million. They're bought by this company that I forget.
It's one of the ad agencies that sounds like the COVID name. Is it Omnicramp? I forget what it was. Like one of the, like there's one, there's like basically like five ad agencies that owns like everything.
I forget which one it is. And when they're acquired, they're doing 15 million, but that was in 1999. In 2000 and 17, they did 150 million in revenue.
Fucking crazy, right? Yeah, that's a big, that's wild, right?
SPEAKER_01
You want to know a homie move? Homie move, whenever somebody asks you to guess something, always guess low. No bigger shit on you feeling than you guess. They're trying to impress you with some fun fact about how cool this thing is.
And you guess too high. They're like, well, no, I mean, it's not that good. And then it sort of just takes all the wind out of it.
So the homie move is always whatever you think it is, cut it in half so that they can have the win of being like, no, it's even more. You're like, what? That's crazy, right? Like that's how you do it. That's good.
SPEAKER_02
What do you want to do now? What do you want to do now? Oh, Sarah Moore.
SPEAKER_01
I'm just scrolling this thing. Dude, Terry Bradshaw, 40 K. We can get Terry Bradshaw.
For this guy's got four Super Bowl rings. Good old Terry. You can get him for 40 K too.
SPEAKER_02
I don't care about him that much, but I, yeah, I wish to get some more people. I heard a rumor, another rumor that we could have gotten Arnold Schwarzenegger on our podcast for 100 K. I don't know if that was like a one off thing, but there was like some consideration I'd heard about it and I, I mean, Arnold's pretty cool.
I don't think I would spend 100,000. I don't think he could give us a hundred. I don't think he would give the podcast 100,000 dollars worth of promotion.
Right.
SPEAKER_01
People have asked me this before. What do you think is the, what would be your dream guest? If we just had one, if there's just a hundred thousand dollar budget that was going to go to somebody guarantee that they come on the pod, who would be your, your person that you had put on there?
SPEAKER_02
I mean, it's got to be like someone really famous. So definitely like an Elon or like an Obama or a Trump, like a president. Like who would be the most famous person that you could ask them questions.
SPEAKER_01
And it, is that because you're thinking what drives the most like clicks or is it more like, that's the person I would want to have a pot. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02
No, I don't think, I don't know if I would enjoy a conversation with Elon. Like I think that would be an uncomfortable situation. I think I don't think that would be particularly enjoyable.
Do you?
SPEAKER_01
I 100% agree with you. I think it would be honestly sort of uncomfortable in a giant like, it's almost an automatic letdown. It's like you're going to have such high hopes and excitations and want it to go so well.
It's going to be kind of a difficult conversation. It's going to like fly by really quickly. There's going to be 15 minutes where you're like, shit, we've been talking about this for 15 minutes.
Like, oh no, I need to like switch course here. He's not going to know the vibe. He's not going to like, he's not going to come like, ready to do what we do well, which is like, you know, shoot the shit and kind of brainstorm and tell stories.
So I'm not sure that that would be, I would, I would go for somebody. If I was going to pull one, one like that, I would just be like, who is the best person that would actually love the type of conversation that we have and be great at it. I think that's a little bit hard.
I think that, you know, I think you'd have to take this archetype of like, who is the kind of like an idea machine, but also has like name and reputation has done stuff. And, um, I think Peter, he'll show up and give a shit.
SPEAKER_02
I think Peter Teal might be interesting, but he's not that famous. So I don't know how much traffic he would drive. Oh, I think he, I think he drives a good amount, especially like in our niche.
SPEAKER_01
I think, I think people, cause he doesn't do a lot of content, right? Like you can go get like on the site, you can go get Damon John from Shark Tank. And it's like, but he's everywhere, dude. Like, first of all, come on, I mean, Phoebe was cool, but like, yeah, I mean, that is what we want.
And secondly, like, you know, um, I don't think he, and he does appearances everywhere. So you need somebody who people are sort of starved for content from. Maybe it's like a Naval or Peter Teal, somebody, somebody who intentionally limits their number of experiences so that, you know, you're high searched demand and not a lot of like hits coming up.
Yeah, I don't know.
SPEAKER_02
I wouldn't want it to be him. I would want it. I don't, I don't care about that guy.
I can't think of any other examples though. I don't fucking know. I don't fucking know.
I would be uncomfortable with anyone, anyone who's like intimidatingly good, I would be uncomfortable being around. Like if I made a joke to Elon, he wouldn't laugh. I don't think he would laugh.
I think Obama would definitely laugh at everything, even if he, it's one of those type of guys where you would say something and he would giggle. And it's like, wait, what did I say? He's like, I don't know. I just, I, the, the, the tone of your voice.
I thought I was supposed to laugh. So I did. Um, right.
SPEAKER_01
No, I'm so trained on socializing that I don't actually need to be here for this. I could just autopilot, mimic all of the things I need to do socially for this to be a positive experience for you.
SPEAKER_02
Right. Uh, I don't know who I'd want for a hundred grand. Yeah. All right. Tell me, uh, about Sarah Moore.
SPEAKER_01
Can I do this? Yeah. Can I do the Sarah Moore update? Okay. This is kind of incredible.
In fact, this should probably move to the beginning of the episode. It's probably the most interesting bit. So a while back, maybe a month ago, I came on here and I was like, um, dude, there's this business.
Have you heard of this business called eggcartons.com? And you were like, no, what is that? Well, that's exactly what it sounds like. You go to eggcartons.
com and it's a place where you could buy the packaging, the carton, for eggs. Um, and like, but also packaging for a bunch of different varieties of eggs, like huge shipments, small ones, eco-friendly, not eco-friendly, but also just like in general, like other packaging materials as well. So I was like, yeah, fascinating business, right? Like you go there to old school looking website, you know, it's like dial1800eggs.
com, you know, whatever, like to call us to place an order. And I was like, this is fascinating. So I dug in, I was like, who's behind this? And I basically found that it used to be owned by this guy.
He ran it for 24 years. I was like, okay, this sounds about right. And I was linked in picture was him, like with a, you know, like a phone with a cord in it.
And he's like, got it up to his neck and he's like sitting at a messy desk. And I was like, uh, this looks like the guy who started eggcartons.com 25 years ago.
But now I noticed, oh, it says like he ended his ownership one year ago. So who's behind this? And I saw that there was this woman named Sarah Moore, who was like, not what you would expect to be like, it's like, oh, this person should be like the CEO of Lululemon or something like that. Why is she getting into egg cartons of all businesses?
SPEAKER_02
Like beautiful Harvard graduate. Yeah. Like you look like a celebrity a little bit.
SPEAKER_01
And so I tried to reach out to her. I couldn't get ahold of her and, but I couldn't resist. So I came on the pod and I told the story.
It's like, yeah, so basically it looks like she purchased this business. She did like one tiny interview about it and blah, blah, blah. But I had done one thing that I didn't tell you about, I don't think that day, which is I've been experimenting with a format that I wish people use more on me.
Like when people reach out to me, they're like, oh, I'd love to talk to you sometime. Like if you have a question, just send me the question. In fact, if you have a bunch of questions, like just send me a Google doc.
I'm going to look at it. And if I want to answer, I'll answer. If I don't, I don't.
And so that's what I did to her. I go, I sent her an email. I said egg cartons, like the five exclamation points.
I go, that's hilarious. Like what a hilarious niche. I go, we got this podcast.
I'd love to feature you on it. I have five questions for you on this Google doc. If you answer them with bullet points, I'll tell your story on the podcast.
We get $20 million a year. It'll be great for your business. I go, this is me on Twitter, by the way, whatever.
I sent it. No reply for 20 days. Then she goes, she emails me out of the blue.
She goes, I couldn't have paid someone to make me sound as cool as you and Sam did on the podcast last week. Thank you so much. I filled out your Google doc.
I think this answer your questions. I would have responded earlier if I didn't think this was spam. Blah, blah, blah, send me your address.
I'll send you some world-class egg cartons. I want to read you what she, what I had written to her and what she replied.
SPEAKER_02
But did you want any, are you going to accept those cartons?
SPEAKER_03
Very nice of you, Sarah, but thank you.
SPEAKER_02
But no, thank you. No, dude, everything in the house can turn into like a toy storage container.
SPEAKER_01
I have toys for all shapes and sizes. All right, so I basically said, here's my question. I go, you bought eggcarts.
com. Did you buy it a little bit? Eggcarts.com, did you buy it alone? I was part of a PE firm.
She goes, alone-ish. I started a PE firm alone to buy a business, but it wasn't your typical PE firm. My office, my quote unquote office was just a library at school.
There was no fund, like no money. I had a lot of help. I had over 50 unpaid interns come from Craigslist and I had them sift through over 400,000 private companies for a year and a half before I found eggcarts.
com. What? Yeah, I know. Then I go, so that was my first question, second question.
I go, how the heck did you buy it? All right, now why the heck did you buy it? What about the business made you want to buy it? Was it the name, the customer retention, what drove you to it? She goes, my goal was to buy a business with all debt so I could have 100% ownership. I had no collateral though, except for my 2012 RAV4. So I was trying to find something that was already stable enough that I could pitch a bank, that the business itself was the collateral instead of my RAV4.
So I needed historical cash flows. This business fit because it had been profitable since it started in 2001, had a high barrier to entry given the domain name and 100 plus other similar domain names that they own, like egg cartons, like misspelled eggcarton.com, blah, blah, blah.
Then she says, the founder has strategically purchased all these domains over the years to protect their demote. It was simple enough, it was also a simple enough business that somebody with zero operational experience, me, an average intelligence, me, could operate if they tried hard enough. I was like, wow, this is incredible.
Then I said, I live in Silicon Valley, people here are obsessed with crypto, AI, blah, blah,
SPEAKER_01
They would underestimate eggcarts.com. Can you give us a sense of the scale of the business? That's a really good way to frame that.
SPEAKER_02
10 million rubles. That's a beautiful way to frame that question. Because you nagged her a little bit, like you said something a little rude, you're like, yeah, you know, it's probably not that big, but maybe it is, you know, like impress me.
SPEAKER_01
Right. I would think this is small, but you know, I'd love to be surprised. You know, would you say that this is more than this and less than this? And so she, anyway, she came back with, I'm in the middle of something that prevents me from sharing the numbers publicly.
All I can say is that our revenue is less than 50 million. And I was like, oh, okay, but you, not less than 20, if it was less than 20, I feel like you would have said less than 20. I feel like that would be the case.
I said, how'd you negotiate the deals? She's like, oh, there's a bunch of context here. She goes in summary, I harassed the owner until he replied. Then we hit it off.
We came up with the valuation together. Then I contacted over a hundred banks, most of which told me to f off. One of them threw me a bone and agreed to an uncollateralized loan.
The final deal was 75% bank debt and 25% the seller's note. So she bought this with no money down, like the bank financing and the seller financing. She said, before buying the business, I had, I overpaid an accountant to check my work and do an audit of the business because frankly, I had no idea what I was doing.
His fees got rolled into the deal itself. So she used an accountant to cover her ass, but also paid him out of the deal itself. This one was amazing.
Any other fun tidbits or anecdotes I could share. Here's what she says. This is where it gets great.
She goes, while searching for the business, I participated in several research studies just to make money like while I was doing my search. I went from, I went legally blind from a deodorant study for a bit. So I had to take a break from working from working until like a read again.
She goes, my response rate was awful. I started doing borderline insane things to get a reply. At one point, I took a photo of myself wearing a sweatshirt that said, I want to buy your business with a massive grin and I faxed it out to thousands of businesses a day.
To this day, I run into owners who recognize me from those faxes. One of those owners is actually my neighbor. Then she says, the library we worked out of required a school ID to enter.
Most of my interns didn't go to the school. So we had to get fake IDs for all the interns to get into the library. Every time we hired someone, there was a lag because we would need to get more ID.
Before COVID, I used to fly to China and needed to examine the egg cartons. On my first trip to India, I got held by Indian Customs in interrogation for hours because they didn't believe that I was coming to India alone. They did not believe that I was coming to investigate egg cartons.
Related to India, I almost got killed there. I rejected a shipment from an Indian vendor. His whole family lived there.
He was furious, started chasing after me. The hotel put me into a guido mode for my safety. My driver, luckily, was at the door that I ran out of.
Otherwise, I would have been in a car. He was at the door that I ran out of. Otherwise, I'd probably still be there buried underground.
She goes, when I bought the business, I considered it an egg company. But now, I think of it as specialty packaging. 40% of our business comes from things entirely unrelated to eggs.
You'd be very surprised by our customer base. Think big brands like Boeing, SpaceX, Disney, Madison Square Garden, Crayola, etc. Anything that requires protection and separation is fair game.
Anyways, there's one more, she said. But dude. What's the other one? Is Sarah Moore not my hero? Is she my hero or is she not my hero? This woman's wonderful.
SPEAKER_02
Why didn't she talk about this publicly more often? I feel like there was tons and tons of stories there.
SPEAKER_01
Dude, you know, there's some people who are so in the game that they're like, they're like, oh yeah, what am I going to stop and chat about the game? I'm in the fucking game, right? That's the feeling I get from her. I've met some people that I like this, that they sort of, it's a combination of, they kind of don't realize how story worthy their story is until like quite a bit later. And the second thing, they're sort of like, you know, either they just prefer privacy or they're like, yeah, I don't really know why I need to do that.
So why would I do that? It's going to be kind of braggy and kind of weird and what's the benefit? And maybe I just rather be personal. So I think that like, I know a handful of people that I'm like, dude, I wish I could tell their story on the podcast because they're epic, but they just don't see value in this. And they're also not consumers of it.
That's the other thing I've noticed. Most of those people don't listen to a bunch of podcasts or take inspiration from it. So it's kind of a foreign idea to them.
They're like, people will care. It's like, yeah, of course people will care about this. This is awesome.
So anyways, I was totally inspired by the story and she is kind of amazing. She is one of us. No small boy stuff for Sarah Moore.
SPEAKER_02
So I think she's only, when you, if you Google her, you basically can't find anything. I mean, there's next to nothing on her. There's like one or two pictures.
There's very little, I found one article where it says that she's 28. And she, it says, she answered a question. What inspired you to start buying companies? She says, freedom.
What is your mantra? Don't take counsel from your fears. Like that's pretty much all she, like she answered nothing. This woman's amazing.
Why can't we find anything about her? There's a lot, there's a lot going on with her. We need to, we, convince her to come on. There's a 30% chance she's a fat guy named Craig.
SPEAKER_01
So like, you know, we could be getting catfished here. I wouldn't put it past her. I wouldn't put it past her, but I'm going to go with the, with what I see.
SPEAKER_00
I think she's amazing.